Celery and Dinosaurs
Posted by Jess is Jess , Monday, February 8, 2010 Monday, February 08, 2010
"I can't help thinking that this would be a better world if everyone would listen to me."
Seriously.
I have to admit that I can't seem to shake this most recent bout of the crankies and I apologize to anyone who has had the misfortune to cross my path.
But I'm not kidding - the world would be better if everyone would listen to me.
Here is a list of reasons why:
1) I only want what is best for you
2) I dislike unhappiness and gloom
3) I am generally very perceptive
4) I am well-read but also love pop-culture
5) I like celery and dinosaurs
Oh, yeah and here is the most important one:
BECAUSE I AM QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
If you are good I will give you a piece of gum . . .
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