The Verbal Runs
Posted by Jess is Jess , Monday, March 1, 2010 Monday, March 01, 2010
"You probably have a lot to say but don't try to say it all at once. Words will prematurely diffuse your ideas before they reach fruition. Trust your dreams without feeling like you must share them aloud."
Fine.
I get it, Universe. Keep my trap shut today.
2 different horoscopes told me to be quite today.
How do I respond to this? Well, naturally I'm going to write about it.
Ha. Take. That.
This is a problem for me and if you know me well you have probably experienced my inability to edit what comes out of my mouth.
My nasty thatswhatyouget habit is a perfect example of this.
Additionally, I've been known to spew out ohmigoshsuckitupandsinglouder! which resulted in my Derrick gasping in shock and the brilliant Alexis retorting with "Not everyone has lungs the size of Montana!"
And when I told John Boy about this his first response was "Did you say that outside your head?!?"
Ugh. Yes, yes I did.
Sorry.
I should not have said it outside my head (obviously) but in my defense I was right - they just needed to sing louder.
My lungs are a perfectly normal size.
So there.
I may not be good at keeping my thoughts to myself but you can sleep easily knowing that I will always tell you what I think.
About everything.
Whether you like it or not.
Yes. Remember that that is what I do also!