Californication (My Life - Not the Show)

Posted by Jess is Jess , Friday, February 5, 2010 Friday, February 05, 2010

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Cultural Exchange

Scene 1: Driving Mary in Fred to her car. 

Me: Ummm, I'm having a static problem with . . . my hair

Mary: It's called winter.

Me: So what do I do about it . . .


Scene 2: Ground floor of HSS trying to get my umbrella ready to open, looking out at the rain.

Guy: Woo-ee! It's like pourin' piss from a boot!

Me: I know, right?


From Oakland to Sacktown
The Bay Area and back down
Cali is where they put they mack down
Give me love!

1 Response to "Californication (My Life - Not the Show)"

Anonymous Says:

haha love it!

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